Text message exchanges after boozy long weekend shenanigans used to say things like: “found a bra in the bushes out the front of our house, is it yours?”
Now it’s more “you left your cake tin and two cooler bags behind, I’ll bring them to the girls’ ballet class this week”.
Whatevs. The empties overflowing the recycling bin are of far better quality.
McPikelets 
My least favorite part of this change is the adult hangovers. We are not 20 anymore.
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Isn’t that the truth?! Slower hangover recovery, AND no chance for a sleep-in or lie-down
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Exactly!!!
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