Prior to her school visits, I’m pretty sure Amy pulled Tilly aside and whispered, “Hey Tills, be a pal and act like a total shit-stick so that I will look angelic by comparison”. Because during 3 x vists to Amy’s 2016 school (if they’ll still take her), Tilly has:
- Trashed the classroom nativity scene
- Run off with the teacher’s permanent marker
- Yelled “It’s POOS!” when the teacher held up a picture of potatoes and asked the class what it was
- Performed an expressive dance in the middle of the orderly circle the children had formed during mat time
- Smashed a glass
- Up-ended jigsaw puzzles
- Inexplicably started chanting “All Blacks! All Blacks! All Blacks!” while running around the classroom as the other children studiously made Christmas cards
- Pulled apart a wooden rainbow
- Taken a bite out of a glue stick at the craft table.
Meanwhile, Amy has been folding her arms, sitting nicely, singing along to class songs, and shooting warning looks at her delinquent little sister.
New favourite post.
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