Lovingly making a selection of hors d’oeuvres that strike a gentle balance between tasty and nutritious. I will share these pretty plates of deliciousness with girlfriends at a friend’s house tonight while we gorge on reality TV. In my absence, my family will dine on a hastily-bought frozen lasagna. #Priorities
I’m utterly thrilled that HaHas for Hoohas has run my blog about Four Year Old World! Thank you, HaHas For HooHas, I loves ya.
Tilly lost her shit with me this morning because I wouldn’t “put the sun in the sky!” She rejected my submission that it was dark because she’d woken up an hour early. On the flip side, I’m stoked she thinks I can wield that much power over the universe. #MakeTheSunRiseMama
I’ve run completely out of wine due to poor planning. Everyone is Very Concerned.
You know it has been A Challenging Week when you excitedly chalk up going for a pap smear as “child free time”
Tilly joins the “Wearing Active Wear To School Drop Off” movement.
I just gave my two year old a snack of homemade Greek yogurt, raw nuts, homemade stewed peaches (that we hand picked together as a family. Organic, obviously), chia seeds and cacao nibs. But now I don’t know whether to upload a photo to Instagram, or smack myself in the face really hard. I’m conflicted. It’s a very conflicting moment.
Two little city girls went country for the weekend. Questions from Amy as we took a stroll in the fresh air: “Why is there so much poo everywhere? Why haven’t you brought your handbag, Mum? Is there a cafe at the farm? No? Then how do people get cupcakes? DID I JUST STEP IN POO?” Etc.
Made dinner early so we could all eat together as a family. Nearly burned it because I was busy uploading a photo to Instagram of a peach that looks like a bum.
This kid just asked if David Bowie was one of The Wiggles. Lucky she’s cute. #TootTootChuggaChuggaGoldenYears
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