Standby for new reality show
Overdressed for the kitchen, fabulous shoes, tumultuous moods, scissors at the ready for back-stabbing, pretending she doesn’t notice the camera…Tilly has her “Real Housewives” vibe going strong. #RealToddlersOfAuckland
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In case of LOL deficit, apply a Tilly.
Oh, that’s right.
Just as I was considering asking for a vasectomy-reversal for Valentine’s Day, I got sucker-punched by an unexpected hangover (due to a miscalculation of food-to-wine ratios) and was instantly reminded how hideous morning sickness was. #NoReversalNecessary #ChocolatesInsteadPlease #TheNiceOnes
The Twelve Thousand Dollar Cooler
The IVF three years ago didn’t work, but the insulated bag the fertility clinic gave me all the drugs in is totally awesome for taking to the beach. #TheTwelveThousandDollarCooler
For The First Time In ‘Fro Ever
For the first time in ‘fro ever
Practically a salad.
Thank you, carrot cake, for simultaneously being delicious yet bearing a name that sounds so disgustingly healthy my children leave me alone while I eat you.
Tilly: “Look at the toenails on my hands!” Or, as regular people call them, “fingernails”.
Brunch with a side of blush
Brunch with a side of blush today: Amy loudly announced “Daddy is going to marry another girlfriend and move overseas”. There were curious looks from other cafe patrons when Jeremy emerged from the loos, completely unaware of the fictitious scandal his four year old had aired. I’m really excited to find out what tales she makes up at school this week.
Well, are they?
Amy’s school drop-in day. A chance to look around the classroom. A chance to meet the other kids. A chance to get excited about the year ahead. And, a chance to ask any burning questions, such as my daughter’s queries as to “if we go swimming can we do bombs in the pool” and my personal favourite, “are farts allowed at this school?”
Gave the girls the “we’re going to visit friends with a tiny baby, so please use your quiet voices” speech. Their reactions did nothing to fill me with confidence.
McPikelets 