All posts tagged: #Bananagate


This morning, a banana succumbed to the firm grip of Tilly’s chubby fist, and fell out of its skin. Broken Food is completely unacceptable. She gave it a chance to “fix” itself while tearfully eating a bowl of rice bubbles. The banana did not come to the party, choosing to remain broken. A replacement banana was offered and refused. A tantrum of epic proportions followed, and couldn’t even be placated by big sisterly comfort (she’s been there, and knows the heartache that only Broken Food can cause). It is officially the end of days.#BrokenFood #TillyRage #BananasSuck #averageparentproblems #Bananagate