It would seem that for a toddler, “would you please help me pick up the pegs?” sounds remarkably like “would you like to watch Peppa Pig?”. EVERYTHING IS NOW SAD AND BROKEN.
With one misheard lyric, Amy has turned a darling little Shirley Temple song about sugary treats into an ode to drugs between a dealer and a ho. Because apparently it’s not “On The Good Ship Lollipop”, it’s “That’s Some Good Shit, Lollipop”. #WhatWouldShirleySay
It was Too Much Sugar Day. Tilly was trying to say “suck blood”, but it just didn’t come out that way. McPikelets Halloween
“Mummy! It’s a thunder and lycra storm!” I think Amy has just nailed a great name for a metal band specialising in aerobics music.