Me: “What would you like to do this afternoon?” Tilly: “Let’s do…something DANGEROUS. Wait here, I’ll get my sparkly shoes” Details of a GoFundMe account for Tilly’s legal fees (and footwear) to follow.
So it looks like the “hey mum, can I borrow your shoes?” stage is going to hit much sooner than I’d anticipated. #FourYearOldBigHoofs
Must remember to be more specific when shrieking “everyone get shoes on, we’re late!”