I’ve often had lyrics wrong (was astounded to discover it was “she’s got Bette Davis eyes”, not “she’s got better taste in guys”, for example), and my two year old looks to be firmly on that same path. For the last few days she’s been reciting “little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her turds away”. Is it a mark of my immaturity that I haven’t corrected her yet?