Uptown Bounce Lady: “Would you like to buy an extra pair of trampolining socks for $2 in case you want to jump with your daughter?”
Me: “Ohhhh…I thought it was just for kids. We’ve never been before. I’ll probably sit and watch her”.
One minute later….
Me: *frantically searching through wallet for $2 whilst simultaneously doing preemptive kegels and evaluating elasticity of bra* “Hell YEAH I want a pair of trampolining socks so I can jump!”