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Grooming while pregnant

Achieving a perfectly shaven leg whilst 9 months pregnant is easy! Try to ensure you’ve had minimal sleep due to pregnancy insomnia, then just follow these simple steps: Set toddler up with Pre-approved snacks, music and butterfly wings. Get in shower, wedge bum into one corner and foot into diagonally opposite corner. Try not to fall sideways. Realise neither soap nor razor can be reached from this position. Place razor between teeth and soap under armpit, and re-wedge body. Drop soap. Swear. Retrieve soap and resume wedged position. Lather leg. Explain to toddler that you can’t fix her butterfly wings right now. Get out of shower and fix butterfly wings. Get back in, resume wedged position, re-lather and quickly shave leg in a slap-dash, devil-may-care manner, using both right and left handed swipes with the razor. Re-wedge body into diagonal position to lather the next leg. Explain to toddler that you can’t take the label out of the back of her t-shirt right now, but that you’ll get the scissors and cut it out after …