“MUM! I nearly finished my vitamin, but it fell out of my mouth somewhere in the lounge, or your room, or my room and I can’t find it! YOU HAVE TO FIND IT!”

“Ummm, can I get you a new vitamin? Here we go.”

“No! It has to be the one I was eating or it will be the saddest day EVER.”

Anyone want to come help me comb through vitamin-coloured shag pile? #AverageParentProblems