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Mummy Beauty On A Budget Tip:

Don’t waste your money on expensive Juvederm injections at posh beauty clinics, simply allow your toddler to smack you in the mouth with the back of their head. You get the Hollywood “bee-stung-lip” look without the hefty price tag, and they get a lesson in four letter words they’re not supposed to say.
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