Rookie Mumstake: trying to get the girls to smile for a photo when there are elephants to look at behind them. “Stop looking at the animals and look at me so I can document our fun trip to the zoo! SMILE LIKE YOU MEANT IT, DAMMIT, WE ARE HAVING FUN!”
(“Mumstake” is my favourite mashup word today. Mum + Mistake. Some days are one long Mumstake. I’m hashtagging that shit.)