I know I’m supposed to correct pronunciation and mis-hears, but sometimes getting it wrong works in my favor.
My top-40 music junkies have been meaningfully belting out “snuck out a little wee on the couch in the bathroom”, and asking questions about why someone would have a couch in their bathroom, and why someone else would wee on a couch in the bathroom when the toilet must be, like, RIGHT THERE.

I’ll leave explaining that the actual lyric is “smoke a little weed on the couch in the back room” for another day.

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